Observations From The Idiot Dimension

Sutekh could never understand just why no one wanted to be his friend....  (Taken from the Millennium Spanning: Thoughts of Sutekh Volumes 1 - 1701.)

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1945! Bodhoggery!

Conquered the Earth? Oh you poor, pathetic creatures. Now where's my stick? H'm h'm h'm....

Fairly recently I discovered a new sub genre of science fiction called Steampunk. Now I know some of you may think where has this poor fool been hiding? Steampunk's been around so long it's almost passe! Well boo hoo to you alternative hipsters with your waxed moustache's and velvet smoking jackets! It's not that I don't like the idea of Steampunk - believe me I do. The idea of alternative histories with advanced technology, Airships, and 19th century visits to the Moon are the kind of stuff that I really enjoy reading about or watching. There's just one small problem. I have this thing about gears that do nothing, brown leather and brass. I don't like to say this but I hate them - I hate them a lot. Why such a strong emotion towards something so innocuous I hear you ask (or would hear you ask if you were here to ask the question)? That's a hard one to answer. Is is the whimsy of so many Steampunk aficionado's with their costumes covered in gears a...

Kilarious Finding the idea of rendering an individual to a deceased state amusing.

Textlexia Inability to spell words correctly while texting on the phone. Also sometimes referred to as Texting Dyslexia.

Tonight's viewing: A strange and unusual tale of a journey to see an oh wise and powerful Jelly Fox.

The Joker and Batman indulge in a little rivalry after making the faux pas of picking the same vacation spot to relax at. Apparently 20th Century Fox don't want you to see this one but its essentially the scene below with a few other shots of batman cruising around set to the Pet Shop Boys classic - Always On My Mind....