Observations From The Idiot Dimension

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The Magical World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator   O ne day little Jimmy was out walking. He and his Daddy had been visiting Daddy's good friend Celene. Daddy had given Jimmy some money to go and buy a bag of lollies while he and Auntie Celene played.  Jimmy had cheerfully set out for the corner shop, coins jingling in his pocket. I wonder what sort of games Auntie Celene & Daddy will play, Jimmy thought as he walked past the nice ladies waiting on the street corner. Jimmy had not ventured far when he passed an alleyway. Close to the entrance,  leaning against a wall,  he spied an old abandoned refrigerator. Being a curious child, Jimmy decided to investigate. He cautiously opened the refrigerator  door and peered inside. It was dark and empty.  That's strange, thought Jimmy. Usually the light comes on when you open the door. But this refrigerator stays dark. Maybe if I get closer the light will come on. So Jimmy eagerly climbed inside for a...

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